so...can't get a date, but can build websites? Daily LOL

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May 28, 2013, 11:33 am

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so...can't get a date, but can build websites? Daily LOL

Was browsing another forum came across this hilarious picture of an Ad on Craigslist, hope you all enjoy. Have a good one.

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centurion

Hello
Have a wonderful day.

On 2011 and 2012 I was a regular poster I mean publisher on craigslist. I have seen huge and huge good and very much funny and lovely also and real life helpful ads on Craigslist. Craigslist is the world largest classified website and USA nationwide classified website. Any one can visit and can publish the free ad: http://www.craigslist.org

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9 years ago

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Barida

It's really funny to read posts from some users of that sites, but I think that is what keeps the site going and fun for those that are in it.

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jaymish2

It is funny, but also good business. People will come up with the most inventive ideas to make money. I think that this is also a good idea. Escorts probably make a lot of money and may not have the time to design a website which will directly contribute to an increase in their revenue. I also think that if you get on the right sight you can make a lot of money from this kind of website. I would add SEO to this service so that their website can be found.

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so...can't get a date, but can build websites? Daily LOL

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