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I've entered a couple of different forum competitions recently and have ended up winning quite a few because of the fact that not many people bother to enter the competition. One was even cancelled because I was the only...

  • DarthHazard
    DarthHazard Level 1
  • 51 8 years ago

    When you start your journey online, you probably don't think that you need to focus on branding as much as you need to focus on lead generation. Branding is what gets people to trust you and make a purchase without doi...

  • TommyCarey
    TommyCarey Level X3
  • 10 8 years ago

    We all have a hobby and I'm sure we've thought about trying to make money off of it one way or another but never followed up on it because we either thought it wasn't going to work or we simply forgot about it. You coul...

  • TommyCarey
    TommyCarey Level X3
  • 14 8 years ago

    I have been a bit confused about the kind of password to use for my user accounts. There have been times during the course of registration for some website I have been prompted to use alphanumeric passwords while some ot...

  • jeiss
    jeiss Level 1
  • 55 8 years ago

    Using a slow internet connection has a way of killing my mood when I try to get things done online. There have been a couple of times where I have been forced to quit a task or source for an alternative internet access. ...

  • jeiss
    jeiss Level 1
  • 133 8 years ago

    Few weeks left before saying goodbye to 2017. We had different experiences, with highs and lows, success and failures, death for some while others welcomed a new baby in the family, a number of lucky ones won the lottery...

  • tiffiecute
    tiffiecute Level 1
  • 108 8 years ago

    So for those of you who watch movies often or more often than not, and have sampled Blu-Ray and DVD technology. Which one can you say that you prefer? Or are they both equal in value in your mind? Personally, I think Blu...

  • Judas2018
    Judas2018 Level 1
  • 97 8 years ago

    I am currently using Windows 10 and after installing some Windows updates last week I noticed that every time I start my laptop I lose the WiFi connection on all my devices. Then I have to restart my modem. I feel that t...

  • Pixie06
    Pixie06 Level 1
  • 35 9 years ago

    The business world can be very tricky depending on the type of business you may have. Big or small, the road can be treacherous, it can be unfair, it can be disloyal, it can be complicated among many other adjectives (in...

  • wiseagent
    wiseagent Level 1
  • 35 9 years ago

    Hello, Today I am sharing with you is the Amazing Magic Math Numbers Trick and the link to the trick video is below. Please check the video and if you like it then please share it with everyone. Thank You

  • bloggersjoy
    bloggersjoy Level 1
  • 22 9 years ago

    I was just wondering how many people are actually making 360-degree videos. I've seen a few, but not many.

    12 9 years ago

    I love how Google have continued their trend of having their different versions of Android named as our favourite sweets and biscuits. And now it is the turn of Oreo to have an Android version of its own. Android 8.0 is ...

  • DarthHazard
    DarthHazard Level 1
  • 17 9 years ago

    This is the bad habit of computer users nowadays. Just likethe couch potato of the olden times when you slump on the sofa to watch tv and eat while watching, eating in front of the computer is getting common. Although ...

  • Corzhens
    Corzhens Level 1
  • 59 9 years ago

    I work in Africa where pay pal is not allowed, but some online business require only pay pal as a means of payment. Are there ways I can open a pay pal account in my country?

    41 9 years ago

    I only would refuse a job if I wasn't treated right if they didn't respect me as a human and my work and they didn't offer me a good payment, I would leave, and if they would call me back, I refuse it. In the rest I wou...

  • wallet
    wallet Level 1
  • 60 9 years ago

    There's no doubt and no question now that video is the leader when it comes to content that is viewed on the web. Both online and offline! And while many businesses, young and old, are picking up video marketing more and...

  • idealmike
    idealmike Level X3
  • 22 9 years ago

    If you have a small business and all you need is one page of simple and clean content that just informs your customers but it also helps them get in contact with you, then this new service from Google is everything you m...

  • Cristian
    Cristian Level X3
  • 28 9 years ago

    Are you uploading videos to YouTube With NO LUCK! Well fellow these quick tips to boost views and more ranking on YouTube. Some may not agree with these but they work for me on a daily basis . Honest I am ranking for ea...

  • keen2write
    keen2write Level 1
  • 6 9 years ago

    Hashtags were something that became more popular when Twitter opened, I remember people using them for the most craziest of reasons. Since Twitter has grown more popular now people tend to use hastags to gain more exposu...

  • Shortie861
    Shortie861 Level 1
  • 6 9 years ago

    Do you need to send out a status on Facebook that you really want to stand out? Facebook has added a brand new feature where you can change the background color of your status to make it more noticeable. At this mome...

  • Lynne
    Lynne Level 1
  • 10 9 years ago

    1. Show Your Twitter Profile Everywhere Put links to your Twitter profile on your Youtube account, Facebook, Linkedin etc. Also include your twitter profile within your signature in Forums you are active in. 2. Tweet...

  • hitmeasap
    hitmeasap Level X5
  • 8 10 years ago
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