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If Google was a person, they would be a police impersonator driving around in a fake police car, giving out fake tickets to people for breaking non-existent laws and illegally impounding (stealing) peoples cars. The s...

  • seogawd
    seogawd Level 1
  • 4 13 years ago

    I'll take the both as one. I put up a site a few years back called rent my hotspot - the premise of the site is to allow people to rent out their wifi to their neighbors. They pay me 1.99 month to list their spot and t...

  • seogawd
    seogawd Level 1
  • 4 13 years ago

    The rules: 1. You have to ban the last poster and give a reason why! Now, someone ban me..

  • seogawd
    seogawd Level 1
  • 3 13 years ago

    Too many to list for me, lol I always wanted to put one up for the foreigners, like: I WILL tell you a crazy and true story about growing up in America FOR...

  • seogawd
    seogawd Level 1
  • 2 13 years ago

    Not looking forward to most of it.... Looking forward to end result though. Will be able to smile again

  • seogawd
    seogawd Level 1
  • 6 13 years ago

    atv's, quads, dirtbikes, cycles???? this is me here - post ur ride if u ride

  • seogawd
    seogawd Level 1
  • 4 13 years ago
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