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Ever since my son was born, I was wondering how I was going to handle he's introducing with technology and of course, the Internet. Although that is probably a few years down the road, I began to research a little how ...

  • Cristian
    Cristian Level X3
  • 42 8 years ago

    Ok so Christmas is looming again and I am starting to feel tired already. We have our long school holidays over Christmas in South Africa and I find it so hard. Usually my husband doesn't get much leave over Christma...

  • Lynne
    Lynne Level 1
  • 9 9 years ago

    I am a mommy blogger so, I work from home and I collect my young kids from playschool at midday. This means I am very often trying to work and look at my kids. This combination doesn't mix so great. Does anyone e...

  • Lynne
    Lynne Level 1
  • 17 10 years ago

    The other day I was left alone with kids; my wife had got a little busy with some thing and any way for the most part my girls are easy to deal with as they do not cause trouble. But this one day for some reason when my...

  • MusicMoguls
    MusicMoguls Level X3
  • 9 10 years ago

    I am a blogger and web master. I manage to work around my 2 children (2 years old and 4 years old) but it is HARD. They are thankfully in play school in the mornings and that is when I get most of my work done. How d...

  • Lynne
    Lynne Level 1
  • 13 10 years ago
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