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What's one thing you always forget to do for Easter?

I always forget to buy enough Easter candy for the kids coming over for our Easter egg hunt celebrations. We have a lot of nieces and nephews and even if I think that I have enough candy for all, it just goes so fast. Same for the baskets. Some years, we are short by just one or two baskets, especially if they bring friends along and just have to find little pails to decorate or containers for makeshift baskets. Then again, I guess Easter isn't really about the candy and eggs? What

I love Easter candy variety, so many fun candies to choose from.

Just wish that I could still enjoy them as I once did as a child. These days, candy is not so good for my health. At least Easter dinner will be good this year.

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keen2write
Yeah more less same as you but I always get to many instead of one less lol So guess I will after eat the spare one well we don't want it to melt now do we lol. Happy easter by the way and hope you and your family are having a fun and great time.



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idealmike
I don't know if there's anything that I forget to do. I don't really hold big get together's and have a lot of family come round. We'll have a nice dinner though and probably give each other an Easter egg or something. I may go round and see my old dear and that and pop an egg and a card round or something. I don't do that every year though. And I don't attend Mass or anything like that really. I realize the true reason why we have Easter and I give God recognition for it which is like, the least we can do IMHO. Especially if you've had blessing brought to you in the year as you have to be grateful and thankful to Him for that if you ask me. What

But Easter means so many different things to so many different people, depending on their age, what they know of it, what they are taught of it, whether they are even taught of it or not. I hear they are trying to strip it out of the school education system altogether now even though there are so many fun activities that can be done around it and it could help to give kids a basic moral system when they know what it's actually for. But Lucifer is God in the public school system these days.

Still, happy Easter! lol What



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joegirl
I am part of a big family. We are lucky to live not too far from each other and we try to come together for Easter. When we get together, in most cases, someone always leave something behind, either a pack of food or a bottle of wine. There just doesn't seem to be enough food or it disappears so fast like mist on a sunny day What



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Corzhens
We used to conduct Easter Egg hunts for children. It is a half day affair that starts in the morning and ends at lunch time. Most of the kids are family and relatives but we also invite some in the neighborhood. It is lots of fun not only for the kids but also for the parents who coach them in finding the hidden eggs. Although colored, the eggs are numbered and we have a map for it so we know if there are still some eggs to be found in the pasture. The awarding of prizes is like a program that everyone enjoys. Of course, every kid has a prize. Unfortunately, we forget to hold that event when we moved to this house in the suburbs.



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jaymish2
By the time Easter comes along I'm ready for the holidays. I just want to relax and have a good time. I always forget to buy Easter chocolates and participate in the festivities of Easter. I get shocked when I receive candy and chocolates from my friends and family because I never remember to get an for anyone. Easter can be fun, but like me most people see it as a holiday where you can have some much needed rest and relaxation.



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