SEOClerks

Happy Easter 2017 - Because Easter is the New Christmas!



Write the reason you're deleting this FAQ

Happy Easter 2017 - Because Easter is the New Christmas!

Hello all and happy Easter 2017!

Now is it just me or does every Easter time seem to get bigger and bigger? This year I see people going "all out" on Easter. Buying in loads of food and drink and spending a fortune on gourmet chocolate eggs and the like! And every year the shops and stores seem to start advertising it earlier and earlier. And it seems like this year, people are celebrating Easter much more than they ever did before. Some people are even saying that Easter is the new Christmas! I'm not sure about that but if know people, they'll use any old reason for a bit of knees up excuse. I know I do! Happy Easter 2017 - Because Easter is the New Christmas! That and to cook a nice meal, have a few drinks, have the family around and that. Well what else is it for?

Well whatever, I hope you all got/get at least one chocolate egg!

And if you don't, you can have one of mine - I got one of those Cadbury Boost eggs. :/

I don't really like Boost bars so you can have them but not the egg! Happy Easter 2017 - Because Easter is the New Christmas!

I also got one of those Lindt Gold Bunnies but....
Happy Easter 2017 - Because Easter is the New Christmas!

Anyway, happy Easter 2017 and all of that!

Cheers!

Mike.

Comments

Please login or sign up to leave a comment

Join
Order Now
Process Time: 0.57759308815002

Possible Duplicate queries found!
MatchCountSQLScript
SELECT * FROM members_ledger WHERE ip = ? AND added>=unix_timestamp(NOW())-864001SELECT querystring, added FROM members_ledger WHERE ip = ? AND added>=unix_timestamp(NOW())-86400

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/includes/security.php 398 fetchMemberLedger() include_once()

SELECT * FROM `questions` as q JOIN categories_faq as c ON q.catid=c.CATID WHERE (q.status=1 OR (q.status=2 AND userid='') ) AND q.quesid='22154'1SELECT q.*, c.seo as CatSEO, c.name as CatName, c.parentid FROM `questions` as q JOIN categories_faq as c ON q.catid=c.CATID WHERE (q.status=1 OR (q.status=2 AND userid='') ) AND q.quesid='22154'

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewfaq.php 496 () ()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='272'1SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='272'

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/includes/member.php 445 GetAllUserDetails() ()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID=2721SELECT googleplus_profile FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID=272

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/main.php 16914 GetGooglePlusProfileFromId() ()

SELECT * FROM ratings_faq as r, seoclerks.members as m WHERE r.USERID=m.USERID AND r.upvote=1 AND r.PID=22154 LIMIT 51SELECT m.username FROM ratings_faq as r, seoclerks.members as m WHERE r.USERID=m.USERID AND r.upvote=1 AND r.PID=22154 LIMIT 5

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/main.php 17159 GetVoters() ()

SELECT * FROM answers a, seoclerks.members b WHERE a.quesid='22154' AND a.userid=b.USERID and b.status='1' AND a.status=1 ORDER BY a.combined_votes DESC, a.date_answered asc1SELECT a.answer, a.USERID, a.upvotes, a.downvotes, a.ansid, a.parentid, a.combined_votes, a.date_answered, b.username, b.userlevel, b.profilepicture FROM answers a, seoclerks.members b WHERE a.quesid='22154' AND a.userid=b.USERID and b.status='1' AND a.status=1 ORDER BY a.combined_votes DESC, a.date_answered asc

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewfaq.php 1245 () ()

UPDATE questions SET total_views = total_views + 1 WHERE quesid='22154'1UPDATE questions SET total_views = total_views + 1 WHERE quesid='22154'

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/main.php 1765 update_Faqviewcount() ()

SELECT * FROM questions WHERE quesid!='22154' AND status='1' AND (question like '%Happy Easter 2017 - Easter Christmas!%' OR question like '%Happy%' OR question like '%Easter%' OR question like '%2017%' OR question like '%Easter%' OR question like '%Christmas!%') -- ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 151SELECT quesid, question, seo, userid FROM questions WHERE quesid!='22154' AND status='1' AND (question like '%Happy Easter 2017 - Easter Christmas!%' OR question like '%Happy%' OR question like '%Easter%' OR question like '%2017%' OR question like '%Easter%' OR question like '%Christmas!%') -- ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 15

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() ()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='274854' limit 11SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='274854' limit 1

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_member_profilepicture()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='443055' limit 11SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='443055' limit 1

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_member_profilepicture()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='254580' limit 11SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='254580' limit 1

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_member_profilepicture()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='147' limit 11SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='147' limit 1

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_member_profilepicture()

SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='1856' limit 11SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='1856' limit 1

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_member_profilepicture()

SELECT * FROM members_ledger WHERE script='/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewfaq.php' AND querystring LIKE '%id=22154%' AND added>=UNIX_TIMESTAMP(NOW())-1200 GROUP BY USERID 1SELECT USERID, username FROM members_ledger WHERE script='/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewfaq.php' AND querystring LIKE '%id=22154%' AND added>=UNIX_TIMESTAMP(NOW())-1200 GROUP BY USERID

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() ()

SELECT * FROM categories1SELECT * FROM categories

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() parseRedundantQueriesCache()

select * from categories_software order by name asc1select * from categories_software order by name asc

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_GetSoftwareCategories()

select * from categories_wanttobuy order by name asc1select * from categories_wanttobuy order by name asc

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_wantcategories()

select * from categories_wanttotrade order by name asc1select * from categories_wanttotrade order by name asc

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_tradecategories()

select * from categories_faq order by name asc1select * from categories_faq order by name asc

/opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_GetFaqCategories()

Invalid SQL

count(*)sql1error_msg

Expensive SQL

Tuning the following SQL could reduce the server load substantially
LoadCountSQLMaxMin

Suspicious SQL

The following SQL have high average execution times
Avg TimeCountSQLMaxMin
0.1119711SELECT COUNT(A.wantid) AS total FROM wanttobuy as A, categories_wanttobuy B, seoclerks.members C WHERE A.active = 1 AND A.category = B.CATID AND A.USERID = C.USERID AND (A.tags LIKE '%After%' OR A.skills LIKE '%After%')0.1119710.111971