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Happy Fathers Day 2016 from SEOClerks

Happy Fathers Day to all the father figures of the world from SEOClerks. Tell us how you're spending your day or share favorite memories of your own father or grandfather from childhood.


Happy Fathers Day 2016 from SEOClerks

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hitmeasap
Happy Fathers day!
We celebrate Fathers day on November 13 here in Sweden, so it will be celebrated in 147 days from now. Happy Fathers Day 2016 from SEOClerks
As I'm not a father myself, and also lost my own father in late 2012, I won't be celebrating it. However, I do have some amazing memories from my childhood and during all the years until 2012. One of my best "memories" is when my father bought a house, and I wasn't even born yet. (which is why I can't say it's my own memory, it's more of a memory because I've heard so much about it during my whole life).

That being said, one holiday, a Saturday, 1985 (I was born 3 months later), my mom and dad went out by car and did some grocery shopping and whatever. On their way home, my father "randomly" stopped in a residential area, and parked in front of a house. He told my mother that he would like to see the garden because of all the nice flowers so he went outside of the car and started to walk towards the house, into the garden, and he walked around the house so my mother couldn't see him, as she was still in the car, a bit stressed out Happy Fathers Day 2016 from SEOClerks.

Suddenly, the front door opens, and my father was the one who opened the door, from inside the house.. My mother panicked, rushed over and yelled a ton of crazy things. "YOU CAN'T JUST WALK INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE!!" etc..

My father just stood there, looked her in the eyes and said. "Do you like this house? ... We could live here and start a family. I've already bought it."

Ever since that day, they lived in that house & I was born and raised there. That story means the world to me.. I've loved it ever since I heard it the first time. I will never forget it.

Best Regards,
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ajlancer
Hi bev thanks for remembering this day. I specially do not celebrate any specific day though as a father it may different kind of day for me specially last couple of years because now I am a father. But my son still cannot express to me as happy father day and I love you because still he is little. Vice versa I cannot say him yes son I love you too much on loud voice as replay. But I feel him and he feel me too. And as a son of my father I always love my parents and not for special day. This love attraction forever to me.

Though this is specify a special day for father, here I would like to say father/daddy I love you so much and uncountable.

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anwebservices
Thank you very much and happy father's day from me to all fathers in the world. It is real treasure to be proud father like i am and it's bit sad because i can't congratulate it to my father because he is already gone, but forever in my heart and my mind as my hero, my best teacher and my best friend same as my mother <3 ...



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idealmike
Happy Fathers day to all Dads and Fathers!
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EliteWriter
Thank you Happy Fathers Day 2016 from SEOClerks It was a pleasurable day where I relaxed a bit and enjoyed the company of my child, which is what this day is all about after all. Played a couple of games together, watched a movie and then we went out for a walk and to have dinner.
I truly wish it were Father's day every day so that possibly more fathers were able to treasure their kids who grow older so quickly. I really feel that fathers need to be more present in their kids' lives and not only be concerned about money and career, which is unfortunately what a good number of dads spend most of their day on.



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