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How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?

I am looking for content ideas on how to become a millionaire.... not a post on one main way but lists of ways and they can be silly or downright outrageous too and of course some good legit ones sprinkled in between. This is for a series of fun posts on my website and my creativity has now run dry on this.

I look forward to a fun discussion!

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idealmike
How to become a millionaire eh? Well that's a question I ask myself every morning when I wake up! How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?

There are many ways of going about it. Unfortunately they aren't all easy and require a lot of luck and skill.

Here are 5 tongue in cheek ways to become a millionaire. Although I say them in jest!

1. Play the lottery. Chances of winning are about 1 in 100,000,000 so pretty slim and remote but hey you gotta be in it to win it!?
2. Start a business that sells high ticket items like luxury cars, homes and Learjets and target the Sheiks in Abu Dhabi.
3. Marry a famous person such as a footballer or famous Hollywood star but don't sign a pre-nup then sue sue sue!
4. Go treasure hunting in the deep seas for sunken ships and claim all the booty as yours (allowed).
5. Become a stock broker and investor and invest in up and coming trends and niches like wearable tech!

Okay that's 5 ways to do it but it doesn't mean that you will become a millionaire by doing them. You may find that you actually spend out more than you earn from doing all of these things and there's no guarantee that each and any will earn you a million+.

But they are ways that have made people millionaires in the past.

And unless you try, you'll never know!? How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?



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Lynne
Brilliant thanks Mike. I already had the lottery and marrying a rich person in my first post... but the one about treasure hunting is a gem thank you!

I knew you would have some way cool suggestions! I've been waiting and waiting to hear them How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?

You would kill yourself laughing if you read my first post. I even included becoming a play boy bunny, because you know what one of my cousins actually did that. I kid you not! Google for Jade Fairbrother she is my dad's first cousin's daughter which makes her my third cousin.

Hey every family has some interesting stories, mine has more than its fair share!



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Everett
*googles Jade Fairbrother*

... um okay.. Thanks for the NSFW warning! *lol* Very cool that she was a model. How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas? I guess you could make millions if you were a female model, unfortunately it's not the same with being a male model. Male models usually get paid less than female models. Probably the only profession, or a select few, that men get paid less than the women. Very interesting, indeed. I myself probably want to model though, i hate taking my own picture for goodness sake!!



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Lynne
Hahaha.. I knew someone would Google her LOL!



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Everett
All i do is google! How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas? Whenever a name is mentioned I google How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas? It's almost like I am doing it mindlessly! *acts like a zombie*



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idealmike
Welcome Lynne. I've always wanted to do that myself. Some people do it for a living. They claim what's known as "Salvage rights" you do have to declare it as earnings. And some of it might still belong to other people. I think it's a 100 years you get. Where if you find something that was sunk over a 100 years ago. You can claim all of it as yours. But anything less than that you have to claim it but can still claim salvage rights or something. I watched a couple documentaries on it a while back and it looked like a dream job. Or something to do when you retire but you need a good boat and a lot of gear to find deep water wrecks and the costs can really add up and you might not find nothing for years. What with the ocean being such a wide and deep place and all. How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?



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Lynne
Well it certainly sounds like loads of fun, well if you find anything that is. I'm not sure how much fun it would be if you search for years on end and don't find anything.

Yes I agree, it would be a nice hobby for someone that is retired How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?



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MusicMoguls
You probably already know what im going to say hahahahaa! I think one way to become rich is to work hard at building a Bitcoin Mining operation. since 2012 Bitcoin has risen over 600 USD per one coin. Bitcoin is still new and it is already a multi billion dollar coin. You can still make millions and even billions in Bitcoin over the next 10-15 years. In fact i plan on retiring in seven years ill be 35, all i have to do is stick to my plan and continue to build my mining hardware until i am making six digits monthly.



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Lynne
LOL Jkeyz2 actually I already added that on and it is because of you! Thanks for your posts keeping us up to date with what is happening with Bitcoin, I am watching them!



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anwebservices
Honestly, at first i wanted to say, wish i know one so i can become next millionaire How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas? BUT....
Why would i? With already having such good life, why to become money addicted, sleepless nights with thinking how to make next million or two How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?

I met some millionaires and talked openly. I don't see them very happy after all. They feel happy about their success, but when you look deeper into their lives, you can see so much emptiness and mostly, the money is all they have. No real personal life, destroyed families, lost children, crazy lifestyle etc... If we think of real values of life, i guess, big money is first thing to destroy them (more or less) unfortunately....



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Lynne
You are so right, money is not everything is it? My family comes first in my life and the only reason I would want lots of money is so I don't have to work so I can spend more time with my kids How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?



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EliteWriter
That is a dream that many people have I guess, despite the fact that money is not everything as health and love and family matters a lot. I think that it is almost impossible to become a millionaire unless you win the lottery, or maybe inherit a good sum of money. You could try to get acquainted with some senior people who are well off, and maybe be their carer or something so that they might mention you in their will. And you may try to befriend or marry someone who is rich How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?



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Lynne
Yeah I had that in my first post, get into the good books with some old person that has no relatives or an old relative that has no direct decedents and look after them in their old age and hope that you get inheritance.

I'm not so sure that would work for me. I could never go and befriend someone and look after them to try and get their money...

Well one thing you could do is if you do win some money bring it into South Africa or another country with a weak currency, then it will be much more!



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RaduV
Hey Lynne, i've tried playing the lottery, even bingo at some times, without real success. Recently i discover the bets(i'm betting on dog, horses and football) but to be honest the wining is really really small and not that often as you may think.
For us, as regular people, i don't believe there is a fast way to become millionaire unless you have a hidden talent which, done properly, will bring you some cash.

However you can try inventing something, anything, and perhaps someone will invest in your idea. Problem with that is that you have to pitch the right people with the right kind of money How to become a millionaire? Content Ideas?



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Lynne
Well I actually had a few good lottery wins about 2 years ago. Ok not millions by a log shot true, but I won nearly R8000, then I won R3000 and then I won R1000 a few months later. So in total about R12 000 which is a nice amount (just under $1000) and this was all the space of about 6 months.

Then I started thinking maybe I could win the big one... and I never won a cent ever again LOL



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vinaya
I once read a book titled "How to Become a Millionaire" The book listed three ways.
Marry a Millionaire
Inherit property from your Millionaire parents
I don't remember the third one.
Here is the idea that clicked in my mind just now.
Flirt with your boss, encourage him/her to get you, when he/she is aroused, defend yourself. Next day file a case of sexual abuse.



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Corzhens
When I was a new employee in the bank, one of the topics in the orientation for new hires was how to get rich. The first in the list is selling or marketing. The lecturer said that you can get rich faster when you are good in sales. Second in the list is to be an entrepreneur. Little did we know that the topic was meant to say that as employees, we should accept the fact that we wouldn’t get rich. In other words, being an employee can give you security of income but for you to get rich, start up a business or go sell anything.



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Kakashi2020
How to get rich quick hmmm I'm still stuck halfway but here are some of my ideas.

1. Casino Gambling, Lotteries, Raffles.

2. Stocks, Cryptocurrencies.

3. Social Media Marketing

4. Digging for Treasure literally including marrying into money lol.

5. Ponzi Scheme and any other gray area investment scheme you can think off.

6. Unique Selling Site.

7. Fat government contracts.

8. Drug Trade and Arms Dealer

9. Monopolizing Something.

10. Politics



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