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JFF - Just For Fun! - What's the FIRST thing that comes to mind..

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    JFF - Just For Fun! - What's the FIRST thing that comes to mind..

    Even though this is just for fun, please do be honest and try to take this seriously..

    Let's play this "game" together, shall we?

    I'll say three things. And as soon as you read it, you'll reply with the FIRST thought or feeling you got. Okay? -Easy peasy!

    Here we go:

    • Sales.
    • Freelancer.
    • Outside the box.


    Now, reply with your very first thing that came into mind when you read these three. And it should obviously NOT be the same answer on all three things.

    Let's see where this goes!

    Best Regards,
    hitmeasap

    #Freelancers #Thoughts #Suggestions #Thinking Freelance
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    Beverly

    Beverly

    I had a few initial impressions and I wrote them below.

    Sales. I rarely think in terms of 'sales' for freelancing anymore so all that came to mind was something like a store sale. :/
    Freelancer. Freelancing. Hard work. Endless hours, working till 4 am.
    Outside the box. Out of your mind. Literally, that's the first thing that popped into my head, a person wanting to be/think outside the box needs an out of mind experience, not a lot of ways to 'think outside the box' without getting a new brain JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    hitmeasap

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    Haha, I love it JFF - Just For Fun! - What
    Store sale. Yeah why not.. I'm amazed you didn't thought of clothes..JFF - Just For Fun! - What
    I think of endless hours too when I hear the word "freelancer".

    Outside the box.. Out of your mind. That's actually a cool way to see it. I know I'm out of my mind, and I try to think outside the box too.. So that fits perfectly JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    TommyCarey

    TommyCarey

    • Profits per day
    • How much I have to pay freelancers
    • A free system like adwords... that works even though it's free JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    hitmeasap

    hitmeasap

    Nice one Razzy, thanks for sharing your thoughts! JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    procoder

    procoder

    • Sales. Congrats, you've made money!
    • Freelancer. Error 404 sleep not found.
    • Outside the box. First i have to find that box JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    hitmeasap

    hitmeasap

    Awesome procoder JFF - Just For Fun! - What

    I can totally relate with the Error 404.. No sleep found and no sleep allowed. Man, I'm tired!! :S
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    procoder

    procoder

    Yeah, i can't even remember the last time i slept for 8 hours. Now i can't sleep more than 4 hours and sometimes even 3.
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    Webguy2024

    Webguy2024

    Sales - Yours sales or mine?

    Freelancer - A big misnomer because nothing is free. Maybe should this should be renamed as _____ Lancer. Please offer your suggestions maybe we could coin a new term! JFF - Just For Fun! - What

    Outside the box - If you were in the box how long did it take before you knew that you needed to get out? JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    anwebservices

    anwebservices

    My first thought was like earning "more money" JFF - Just For Fun! - What already seeing my self on boat cruise LOL JFF - Just For Fun! - What
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    EliteWriter

    EliteWriter

    This is interesting JFF - Just For Fun! - What So,
    Sales - how much sales I managed to make, and so how much money I earned.
    Freelancer - my work, my life basically.
    Outside the box - coming up with something original, an idea that is a bit crazy maybe, but that could work out quite well. Thinking outside the box is really important actually as creativity is what makes life interesting, and it could also help you a great deal to be more successful, even from a financial point of view.
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    Lynne

    Lynne

    • Money
    • Naughty Boy
    • Chicken Bones

    And no please don't ask.
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    hitmeasap

    hitmeasap

    Awesome replied guys, I love them! JFF - Just For Fun! - What

    The thing with this topic is to see, first of all, what we think at the instant when we read these words, but it's also to see how many of us that have the same thoughts.. Each individual are different. None are the same.. But thoughts and mindset CAN be identical. I find those things interesting.. So thanks for sharing! JFF - Just For Fun! - What


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    hitmeasap
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