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    Your Ideal

    Who's your ideal and why?

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    Layla

    Layla

    If you want to know who my ideal mate would be, then it's someone who has respect for me and my beliefs and can accept me, past and all without holding me to impossible standards.
    12 years ago

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    Beverly

    Beverly

    My ideal weekend would be hanging out with my daughter all day, playing games with no distractions and no Internet. That's how we spent this past weekend. Best time ever! Your Ideal
    12 years ago

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    angie828

    angie828

    My ideal day is spending time with my husband doing the things that we really enjoy!
    12 years ago

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    sweetcupcake

    sweetcupcake

    My ideal night would be reading under the stars with a good book on a hammock, with enough light to see.
    12 years ago

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    angie828

    angie828

    My ideal night would be reading under the stars with a good book on a hammock, with enough light to see.

    This sounds like a lot of fun. What book would you pick to read?
    12 years ago

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    Beverly

    Beverly

    My ideal night would be reading under the stars with a good book on a hammock, with enough light to see.


    A moonlit picnic under the stars with a loved one might be a romantic anniversary date. So long as no mosquitoes were out to bother us. Your Ideal
    12 years ago

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    angie828

    angie828

    A moonlit picnic under the stars with a loved one might be a romantic anniversary date. So long as no mosquitoes were out to bother us. Your Ideal

    Yes Beverly that does sound very romantic indeed!
    11 years ago

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    Sylvester

    Sylvester

    My ideal moment would be any time alone when I can lay down on the bed and shut my eyes to sleep. Lately, I've not been sleeping well. Even when I'm asleep I have bad dreams. The dreams make me wake up feeling agitated and that affects my entire day, so that I feel on edge. I can't wait to get a good night's sleep. This would be my ideal evening just to sleep peacefully.
    11 years ago

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    joegirl

    joegirl

    My ideal world is a world without wars, A world where every child gets food in their belly each night, and are registered for a good education. An ideal world is one without deadly diseases, where we find a cure for Cancer and HIV. A world where peace and love reigns. A world where women are not treated like second class citizens are given equal pay like men in sports and TV. That is my ideal world.
    9 years ago

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    Barida

    Barida

    My ideal moment is seeing lots of less privileged kids having the best moments of their lives instead of having to suffer in life. Also, having a partner that does not include lots of drama can be an ideal moment of my life.
    9 years ago

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    peachpurple

    peachpurple

    My ideal partner is someone who can take care of me for life and give me freedom to do what I want to
    8 years ago

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    augusta

    augusta

    My ideal moments are spend with my family,it always s great time coming together to chat,have fun and chart the way forward for everyone. I can't just live without my family.
    8 years ago

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    ballyhara

    ballyhara

    My ideal trip would be to go on a cruise around the world. Going from one country to another, stepping out in hundreds of cities and towns, learning new languages and cultures, tasting delicious food, and making new friends. Of course, if it's an ideal one, then for sure, I would like to be able to pay for it, but I guess that's more a dream instead of an ideal, hahaha.
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