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Random domain redirects...

I was doing a few minutes of random domain searching - ended up looking for

justyouand.me


and out of left field, feeling as though I had just been sodomized by a rick roll - I am redirected to the zietgiest official youtube channel? o_O WTF Zietgiest, you really need to hoard a domain like justyouand.me ?? Shame on you

oh and if anyone has a similar story to share or knows of some other funny random redirects, please share here Random domain redirects...

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jakemadness
I recently visited Here Because I was told to by a friend, I was then redirected twice until I reached my final destination (fuck.me) and their is no content here it is apparently a premium name.



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tacitinc
I recently visited Here Because I was told to by a friend, I was then redirected twice until I reached my final destination (fuck.me) and their is no content here it is apparently a premium name.


Random domain redirects... See that is what kills me... Whoever owns that domain is out of their minds for not doing anything with it. I don't even need to look at the stats, but I can only imagine how many times the keyword string for that domain is typed into google every month... LoL and there it is - sitting there doing nothing - with a WHOIS Protection enabled so you can't even contact them.

In heinsight though you should try to contact the WHOIS email for the user - and make them an offer on it - Ya never know who is sitting on it, could be some kid that has no idea as to what its worth and you could get it for pennies... I have done that plenty of times... And thats not to say that I advocate taking advantage of people at all, because I dont, but in all fairness this is the internet business & when it comes to domain purchasing / selling - if you are sitting on a premium domain and you are not savy enough to know at least microscopically what it is worth - and you sell it for 5x less than it was worth - well, that is your fault not the person who bought it.

Its like the story Sean Parker (justin timberlake rather lol) told zuckerf*ck in Social Network, about the guy who invented Victorias Secret - Sold out for 4 million and next year his company was worth 100 million... And i am sure he even had a team of attorneys around him trying to protect his interests, and he still was taken... So it happens every day...

Let me know if you try to contact them I would love to hear what they say about selling ;) If its cheap enough Ill buy it if you can't afford it and we'll build it together, hows that sound ;)

Be Well,

Jon of SEOClerks



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