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JESUS Deliver A Birthday Or Anniversary Greeting In HD for $25

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JESUS Deliver A Birthday Or Anniversary Greeting In HD

Hallelujah! Praise be!
Have the Lord himself create an AWESOME HD VIDEO for you or your loved one... or, someone you hate!
Jesus can be serious and or funny! Jesus will say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!

HOW DOES IT WORK?
* Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words.
* Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.

Pricing:
1-50 words = 1 gig
51-100 words = 2 gigs
101-150 words = 3 gigs
151-200 words = 4 gigs
201-250 words = 5 gigs
etc..


Need it TODAY? No problem! Jesus can usually deliver within the hour for $60. Message Jesus for custom RUSH ORDERS.


**TAKE NOTE: BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRONUNCIATION!
Any words that need to be said correctly (places, people's names, etc) need to be spelled out phonetically [FOE-NET-ICK-LEE] in brackets after the word/name or attach a sound recording of it, otherwise Jesus will just say it how he thinks it's said.

If you DON'T want heavenly background music, PLEASE make that clear in the order. Otherwise it will automatically be included. The “JEEEEESUUUUS” Chorus sound effect at the beginning and end of this gig video is a $10 EXTRA


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Quick 1 day delivery
If the seller fails to deliver the service in the specified time, the order will automatically cancel returning your funds.
$35
The “JEEEEESUUUUS” Chorus sound effect at the beginning and end 0 days $15

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