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Make Me A 2 Minute Video

Make Me A 2 Minute Video

I need a 2 minute video of various celebrities rating something (mixed ratings, good and bad).

I want it to be funny, you can use clips from tv shows or wherever, basically I want it to be similar to a cassetteboy video mashup.

celebritys rating something that they have seen eg: gordan ramsay in a clip saying that was f***ing pathetic etc etc


Requirements

2 minutes in length.
ideally will include Gordon Ramsay swearing and lord Alan sugar saying "your fired"
be creative!


Skills Required

Video Youtube Twitter Facebook Marketing Seo Advertising Ad Tv

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