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Deliver on line in video

Deliver on line in video

I need people to deliver a single line while laying on a bed..."This Mattress Is Awesome!"
This is for an attempt at a viral video and is inspired by Seinfeld's These pretzels are Making Me Thirsty. The line should be delivered in a unique way. Give it your own personal take and have fun with it Can be shot on a phone. No need for broadcast quality.


Requirements

see sample: https://www.facebook.com/mnappo/videos/10153792429076294/


Skills Required

Act Speaking

Bids

hello
have a wonderful day.

i will write 100 words of on an online video. the words will be unique sentence and seo keyword based.

thanks
countrygirl

i want to do it. and i will bring sarcasm when i say, "this mattress is awesome." you can get to know about me on my website called dafrontporch (dot) biz

sir you need fb views in your video ? if you say yes so i deliver you per day 250k views and max unlimited any video

Bid On Listing Created 10 years ago in Video

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