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Draw a picture of me at a desk

Draw a picture of me at a desk

I'm looking for a picture drawn of me, sitting at a desk with headphones on, talking into a microphone to use as the logo for my podcast.


Requirements

See above
Photo size needs to be 800x450


Skills Required

Graphic

Bids

send the picture if you have one and i will do a sketch for you do you like cartoon format?

Bid On Listing Created 10 years ago in Design

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