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1000 comments (non spamming) all around my blog

1000 comments (non spamming) all around my blog

TERMS

I would like 1,000 blog comments all around my blog spread around the posts.
NO SPAM COMMENTS!!! (ex. Go to bla bla bla.com for free money)
ALL THE COMMENTS HAVE TO BE FROM GOOGLE ACCOUNTS, WORDPRESS ACCOUNTS, LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNTS, TYPEPAD ACCOUNTS, AIM ACCOUNTS, OR OPENID ACCOUNTS.
You are NOT allowed to make comments using the name button, or the anonymous button.
Do not bid more than $5
Must be completed within 5 days.

When You Make your bid you must say you agree to terms or your bid will be considered spam.


Requirements

You must agree to terms.


Skills Required

Blog Comments 1000 Blogger Seo Google Wordpress Livejournal Aim Openid

Bids

i can give you 1k not-spamming comment by signin to your blog!

if you got anyone in 1$, i will also place more orders from that seller.
please respect hard-works & don't shout to have this in 1$ only!

hello first of all your price is low, $1 we get one candy in $1
you should put genuine rate for hard work. if you want my service let me know

to be honest, your bid is relatively very poor. i can offer you reasonable and contexual comment for each of your blog post.

my price is $42. it takes great hard work to achieve and you should know that this isn't spam comments.

Bid On Listing Created 13 years ago in Blog Comments

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