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Need a post to reach front page of 9GAG

Need a post to reach front page of 9GAG

It has to be done in a way so that it doesn't get banned. I can post from my own account and provide a link. It would be best to have someone with a strong account to post for me. Half-funny post related to lifestyle, travel, entertainment - it won't be a direct promo of a brand.

Please provide quote and number of similar projects you've done. Expected delivery in no later than 48h. Highly responsive to messages. I'd appreciate a bief, fast response.


Requirements

Strong 9GAG account with lots of Karma. Ability to create upvotes from accounts that aren't bots.


Skills Required

9gag Social Media Seo

Bids

create 145+ do-follow high pr and da google penguin safe seo backlinks for extra ranking

please check our updated lists of links with high da-pa for guest posts below.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16bv6booxmctev5-nxbcehnwv9dyp3alo/view?usp=sharing

Bid On Listing Created 7 years ago in Social Networks

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