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Need Disqus comments asap

Need Disqus comments asap

I need Real and high quality DISQUS user comments for a website. Be as descriptive as possible, and provide quality content.

This is similar to posting comments for a forum, except its a chat system at the bottom of the website, much like youtube, or any other site.


Requirements

Requirements: Read/Write good in English, what you write makes sense.
Not short one-liners, but a real comment that can be entertaining for someone to read.
Get the job done as soon as possible, not wait for days to get started. Post atleast 200 comments, that have meaning.

Preferably a comment that looks like:
"Be as descriptive as possible. Provide samples and explain what you expect from anyone who accepts this project. The more details you add, the easier it will be for freelancers to live up to your expectations. Bidders will use this description to view and bid on your want."

Hopefully this is something you worked on, and have accounts with activity.
If I like your work, will probably buy some more from you.
Let me know.


Skills Required

Identitys Networking Proxys Social Youtubeseoskil

Bids

hello
have a wonderful day.

i will provide you active account based 200 disqus comments which will be reliable and related and relevant category based. i will provide you live links by an excel. every comment will be content related, will be unique and will be seo keyword based.

thanks
countrygirl

hello dear hiring manager,

i can do this, order me now !!

thank you

order now...delivery within very short time

Bid On Listing Created 10 years ago in Social Networks

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