SEOClerks

Looking for Virtual Assistant

Looking for Virtual Assistant

Looking for a VA who's creative and willing to work with adult related content and websites on a freelance basis. Starting at about 10-15 ours per week.


Requirements

To do this job you must have a good decent knowledge of all adult niches, English language and be very imaginative. You also need a decent internet connection!


Skills Required

Creative English Videos

Bids

i have some experience in this topic.if you are interested we can do some testing and see how it goes.message me if interested.
best regards
-ordancho

dear sir /mam

i'm seo,smm and linkbuilding specialist.i will provide you best service according to your requirements .so you can hire me confidently for your job. i will provide you full white hat service. for more discuss please inbox me.

thank you.

give me more information and we can start work.

i can do this for you.. inbox me and we get on it asap

dear sir ,order me please

hello,

if u seek "the va ", for 'you' then i am the right person you want to book/hire/ order. i have no problem with adult related content and websites, until it contains some jail bait material.
i will be charging you $3/h. (3 dollar for 60min). if you want the best, its a little amount of money to g

Bid On Listing Created 9 years ago in Other

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