I need someone to find and upload 100 suitable pictures to my website via the submission form, including titles, keywords, sorted into the right category and a description. You MUST fulfill all requirements, further jobs will be provided.
The requirements are as follows:
You MUST speak PERFECT English, as no grammar mistakes must be made.
Images must be 70% troll logic/ social network trolls, anything to do with funny internet trolling. If you have ever seen people troll sites like omegle etc you will know what I mean.
30% fail pictures, and i mean REAL fail pictures that are funny, no spammy poor content justin beiber/ photoshop fail bullshit unless its genuinely 100% god damn hilarious.
No watermarked images
Fantastic sense of humour, I will judge you.
Price will rise to $20 per 100 for the right candidate and will be offered once a week.
i will give you 100 suitable picture for 8%. please give me the work and i will do it properly. i can work with you for long time
yours
soina
i m expert give you 100% satisfaction.
hi iam an expert in this and very much interested in your project and can deliver it on and before time
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C.ratingcount, C.googleplus_profile, C.total_recommendations, C.USERID, C.profilepicture, C.average_response_time, C.lastlogin, C.addtime
FROM wanttobuy A, categories_wanttobuy B, seoclerks.members C
WHERE A.wantid='5693'
AND A.category=B.CATID AND A.USERID=C.USERID | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 163 () () |
| SELECT * FROM ratings_buyer WHERE USERID=31111 | 1 | SELECT sum(good) as thumbup, sum(bad) as thumbdown
FROM ratings_buyer WHERE USERID=31111 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/main.php 19523 GetRatingsAsBuyerTotal() () |
| SELECT * FROM wanttobuy A, categories_wanttobuy B WHERE A.wantid != 5693 AND A.category=B.CATID AND A.active=1 AND (A.tags like '%administrative dataentry%' ) LIMIT 4 | 1 | SELECT A.wantid, A.title, A.p1, A.maxprice, B.name, B.seo
FROM wanttobuy A,
categories_wanttobuy B
WHERE A.wantid != 5693
AND A.category=B.CATID
AND A.active=1
AND (A.tags like '%administrative dataentry%' ) LIMIT 4 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 551 () () |
| SELECT * FROM wanttobuy A, categories_wanttobuy B WHERE A.wantid != 5693 AND A.category=B.CATID AND A.active=1 AND A.USERID=31111 LIMIT 4 | 1 | SELECT A.wantid, A.title, A.p1, A.maxprice, B.name, B.seo
FROM wanttobuy A, categories_wanttobuy B
WHERE A.wantid != 5693
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AND A.active=1
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LIMIT 4 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 568 () () |
| SELECT * FROM wantcomments a, seoclerks.members b WHERE a.PID='5693' AND a.USERID=b.USERID and b.status='1' AND a.status=1 order by a.CID asc | 1 | SELECT a.comment, a.USERID, a.CID, a.time_added, a.istranslated, a.parentid, b.username, b.profilepicture
FROM wantcomments a, seoclerks.members b
WHERE a.PID='5693' AND a.USERID=b.USERID and b.status='1' AND a.status=1
order by a.CID asc | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 835 () () |
| UPDATE wanttobuy SET viewcount = viewcount + 1 WHERE wantid='5693' | 1 | UPDATE wanttobuy SET viewcount = viewcount + 1 WHERE wantid='5693' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/main.php 1729 update_wantviewcount() () |
| SELECT * FROM wantbids as w, seoclerks.members AS m WHERE w.active=1 AND m.USERID=w.USERID AND m.status=1 AND w.USERID>0 AND w.wantid='5693' ORDER BY w.bidid ASC | 1 | SELECT w.bidid, w.PID, w.comment, w.title, w.pricepublic, w.USERID, w.adjustedprice, w.ip, m.profilepicture
FROM wantbids as w,
seoclerks.members AS m
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| /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 1192 () () |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members as m WHERE m.USERID=59482 | 1 | SELECT m.username, m.skills, m.userlevel, m.ip, m.total_recommendations
FROM seoclerks.members as m
WHERE m.USERID=59482 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 1258 () () |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members as m WHERE m.USERID=580 | 1 | SELECT m.username, m.skills, m.userlevel, m.ip, m.total_recommendations
FROM seoclerks.members as m
WHERE m.USERID=580 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 1258 () () |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members as m WHERE m.USERID=38645 | 1 | SELECT m.username, m.skills, m.userlevel, m.ip, m.total_recommendations
FROM seoclerks.members as m
WHERE m.USERID=38645 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 1258 () () |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members as m WHERE m.USERID=48545 | 1 | SELECT m.username, m.skills, m.userlevel, m.ip, m.total_recommendations
FROM seoclerks.members as m
WHERE m.USERID=48545 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 1258 () () |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members as m WHERE m.USERID=41205 | 1 | SELECT m.username, m.skills, m.userlevel, m.ip, m.total_recommendations
FROM seoclerks.members as m
WHERE m.USERID=41205 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/viewwant.php 1258 () () |
| SELECT * FROM categories_wanttobuy | 1 | SELECT * FROM categories_wanttobuy | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() parseRedundantQueriesCache() |
| SELECT * FROM posts WHERE USERID=31111 | 1 | SELECT sum(positive_ratings) as thumbup,
sum(negative_ratings) as thumbdown
FROM posts
WHERE USERID=31111 | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() GetBuyerRatingsTotal() |
| SELECT * FROM categories | 1 | SELECT * FROM categories | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() parseRedundantQueriesCache() |
| select * from categories_software order by name asc | 1 | select * from categories_software order by name asc | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_GetSoftwareCategories() |
| select * from categories_wanttobuy order by name asc | 1 | select * from categories_wanttobuy order by name asc | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_wantcategories() |
| select * from categories_wanttotrade order by name asc | 1 | select * from categories_wanttotrade order by name asc | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() insert_get_tradecategories() |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='59482' | 1 | SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='59482' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() getUserProfileImage() |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='580' | 1 | SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='580' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() getUserProfileImage() |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='38645' | 1 | SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='38645' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() getUserProfileImage() |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='48545' | 1 | SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='48545' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() getUserProfileImage() |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='41205' | 1 | SELECT profilepicture FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='41205' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/libraries/adodb5/adodb.inc.php 1899 CacheExecute() getUserProfileImage() |
| SELECT * FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='31111' | 1 | SELECT profile_data FROM seoclerks.members WHERE USERID='31111' | /opt/clerks-staging/docroot/include/functions/main.php 1927 getUserBackground() include() |
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