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Simple data entry (jokes)

Simple data entry (jokes)

I am looking for someone to add 30 gifts to this website www.joketwist.com, through this link www.joketwist.com/submit.

You will be required to source them yourself, they should be in English and should make sense.

I am looking for native English people if possible with a good level of English.

Requirements

I am looking for someone to add 30 gifts to this website www.joketwist.com, through this link www.joketwist.com/submit.

You will be required to source them yourself, they should be in English and should make sense.

Skills Required

Writing

Bids

I will add 30 contents $10

i'm ready to add 30 content in: www.joketwist.com
you will get perfect item with faster delivery!

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    spiderwave Level 1
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    30 Jokes Added On Your Website $15

    i will submit 30 jokes onto your website using the submit page you provided. i will think up some jokes myself, ask some people for some jokes for me to add, etc.. none of them will be rude, offensive or anything similar, they will be friendly for al ages. i live in glasgow, scotland, united kingdom and have done since i was born here so spelling,

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    Sean101 Level 1
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    Being jocular is the way of life ! $10

    hi hazzza,
    nice to meet you.
    came across this post. i must add here that this is something fresh indeed.
    propelling enough for me to tickle my brains up and cook the most giggling jokes for your website. fun and pun would go hand in hand.

    happy to help.

    best regards

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    arana Level 1
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    I wil add 30 jokes to your site. $14

    dear hazza !
    i read your requirement. i am an article writer. so ,i am placing bid here for reasonable price. i will post 30 or may be more jokes. all jokes will be submitted manually. hope you will let me chance. thanks

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    anshu123 Level 1
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    I will create links for your website $15

    hi, i would like to do your job. i am seo expert and content writer. i assure you that you will get exactly as you mentioned. i am waiting for your order .thanks

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    gtech04 Level 1
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    Gift Submision to joketwist.com $15

    i submitted a riddle to the site. i can post the thirty gifts among the various categories. great english and will proof read prior to submission.

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    dawnlilly Level 1
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    I will provide you the Jokes you need $15

    hello, would love to accomplish this job for you. this shouldn't be hard to finish. hopefully you would want to work with me. thanks

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    surfville Level 1
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    I will supply jokes to your site $30

    hello, i am willing to complete this job for you asap.

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    Sysode Level 1
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