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Post 100 funny pictures on my site

Post 100 funny pictures on my site

Your task would be to add 100 funny pictures to my site with titles, tags, etc. I will tell you the specific things.

Lower price has more chance.


Requirements

  1. find funny pictures
  2. post it on my site without other site's watermark
  3. add title and tags
  4. choose the category
  5. repeat

Avoid funny animal pictures, NSFW content, racism, etc.


Skills Required

basic wordpress skills

Bids

i will post them. i have huge experience with freelancing.

i am very excited to assist you to making your work successful.if you give me this work you will get best performance from me.
thanks

i have huge collection of pictures.

you can ask me that why my bidding price is high . because i do not work without quality , my work has quality for a buyer . if you are hiring me you will see that . however i can do it . no watermark , all funny photos and no adult and racism content . i will do it manually and i do not use any software . i will take time but guarantee of quality

Bid On Listing Created 13 years ago in Blogs

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