I am wanting a professional english writer, who will be willing to provide a number of jokes to our website. The jokes must be clean, make sense and correctly worded. You will be required to produce 30 jokes for joketwist that will be used LIVE on our website, so please keep them clean!
i'm highly skilled at writing and have had some of my poems published. also, i have wrote many online articles to a high standard. i will submit 30 jokes to your website for five dollars and ensure that they are grammatically correct. i can write them in british english or american english according to your preference. 
i can submit you 30 jokes and submit in different categories. i will write the very funny and new jokes.
i will do 30 jokes for only $2! i have worked with you before.
i can do 30 jokes for you for only $4! i am a native english speaker and will keep the jokes clean.
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