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I need 3 short messages/texts 20-30 words each one

I need 3 short messages/texts 20-30 words each one

This is a very simple job, I just need help from a girl with some messages.
I will give you the ideas and you just have to write the text (3 different versions of 20-30 words each one) starting from my ideas related to dating niche.
This is why i need a young girl for this job (16-25 year girl).
You must proof that you are a girl using a webcam before selecting the winner since this text must come from a girl some guys.
I might buy from multiple girls so i can have different text variantes/versions.
I`m from Romania and i need help writing the articles since i`m not a fluent english speaker and text must be original and correct (must use english expressions, not romanian).
Please bid, thank you !


Requirements

webcam to prove that you are a girl
english your first language


Skills Required

Correct English

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