Hai i'm looking for some one to write me short stories for the comics i'm going to create. i can draw the comics i just need the stories/scenes written/explained by you. all the comics should be funny or an attempt to joke. i will pay you $5 for 5 scenes you give. i need 300+ comics for my site so this is along term work.
see the example comics here: http://explosm.net/comics/1179/ if you click the yellow navigation you'll see many comics.
this is my site: http://lolsmash.com/ i want comics for this type of site.
thanks,
you need to be funny thinker and creative. mostly expert in adult jokes.
check out my profile. i can help
hey, i'm nextant.
i'm very creative and love jokes. i can create up to 5 for 5$, i will put lots of thought into them and they will be very funny!
i can create five of these in two days ranging in topics from politics to every day things that happen in our lives.
i look forward to working with you,
have
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