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Native English Writer Required for Fiction Writing -- Will Be Long Term

Native English Writer Required for Fiction Writing -- Will Be Long Term

I urgently need a Native English writer for romantic erotic fiction (NOT hard core erotica).

Experience is welcome but beginners are are equally welcome.

You will need to submit a 500-word sample (can be previously published or new -- this is only a sample).

This can turn into a long term collaboration.


Requirements

I urgently need a Native English writer for romantic erotic fiction (NOT hard core erotica).

Experience is welcome but beginners are are equally welcome.

You will need to submit a 500-word sample (can be previously published or new -- this is only a sample).

This can turn into a long term collaboration.


Skills Required

Studentbookwri

Bids

let's handle your article writing.
ready for a long-term relationship.
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100%satisfaction is guaranteed

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i will write article for you as you say.

thank you.
have a nice day.

for $5, we can write a romantic erotic fiction of 500 words within 24 hours. please contact us asap if you are interested.

i will provide article about romantic erotic fiction. please order me.

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