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Creative Writer For Viral Articles

Creative Writer For Viral Articles

Hello Future Team Members
We are a start up website and are looking for content writers.especially social media power users to write entertaining viral content. We are looking for writers who are fans of viral content and who enjoy sharing it socially using Facebook or Reddit Experience is not required but obviously preferred. It’s a long term ongoing work.

You must have the ability to create the best online content using viral memes, powerful images, silly/cute/provocative stories, YouTube videos, quizzes, etc. You can rewrite existing content from sites such as Buzzfeed.com, Upworthy.com, Distractify.com, Viralnova.com, Reddit.com, etc or can write totally your own research based story.

400-500 words and contain relevant images, or gifs, and videos. Initially the payment for an article consisting of 400-500 words along with images and videos will be $1.20 but will rise quickly for the permanenet members.


Requirements

Applying candidates should have:
- A passion for writing and sharing creative and engaging content
- Great English writing skills (mandatory)
- A sense of humor (preferred but not necessary)
- Working knowledge of WordPress blogs (not mandatory)
- Ability to write such enticing headlines which people love to click.
- Ability to avoid copyright infringement


Skills Required

Creative Article Studentbookwri

Bids

hi there,
i am a professional writer actually i love to write, so i think you can trust me with your article. if you are looking for a funny article writer you have no other option you got to take me and seriousness, man i am always serious, so think about it and let me know.
thank you.

i will work efficiently and will produce articles quickly and professionally.i have a passion for writing and i currently write for 2 popular blogs online. i am humorous and can write about almost anything you want. moreover i want my work to be noticed, therefore i will put in 100% effort to ensure the article goes viral

hi...it would be a thrill to write one article for you for $1. i hope to become permanent. please give me the opportunity to assist you. thank you.

Bid On Listing Created 11 years ago in Article Writing

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