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Write me 2 kindle books

Write me 2 kindle books

Hello,

I want to write 2 amazon kindle ebooks, (each with up to 5k words)

I want it to be a Short Love Story (VERY TOUCHING STORY).

The said books should be READY for kindle publishing (Means you have to make it error free and grammatically right)

Please I DO NOT WANT A COPIED WORK because I will test for plagiarism, if your work does not pass the test, I will not release payment.

Please take your time to think of and write a Perfect Story for me.

Thanks. I am hoping to make this a bi-weekly deal !

Thanks again


Requirements

Original work that must pass plagiarism test
Must be up to or more than 5000 words each
Must be a VERY TOUCHING AND NICE STORY
Must be in Kindle format, ready for kindle publishing
and lastly and importantly, MUST BE ERROR FREE (GRAMMATICALLY and SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION)


Skills Required

Studentarticle Studentbookwri Author Bookwriter

Bids

hey there,
i would like to write a short and sweet love story for you. i would be very delightful to do this work.
my story will be totally unique and for sure will escape plagiarism test.
the contents will be 100% unique.
looking forward to hear from you.
thank you

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