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Drama Monologue !!!!

Drama Monologue !!!!

Write a monologue on any character that is amusing, could be a sad or funny monologue does not have to be a specific character, just something that's amusing.

Write a monologue on any character that is amusing, could be a sad or funny monologue does not have to be a specific character, just something that's amusing.


Requirements

Has to be 5miniutes long or so. (250 words +) anywhere around 250 words is great.


Skills Required

Imagination Studentbookwri Studentarticle Wrighting Writting Scripture Entertainment

Bids

i can write a monologue on any character that is amusing.

Bid On Listing Created 12 years ago in Article Writing

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