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WHAT SHOULD YOU NEVER SAY TO A PROGRAMMER? Answered

A few things from non-programmers that give me the cringes: Them: “Then how do they do it?” Me: “Because they have more money and programmers than us, period. You want it, put more money!” Them: “You should u...

  • LeeLeakey
    LeeLeakey Level 1
    • 27 9 years ago

    Today's Daily Laugh: Vain Tip Jar Message Will Mess with Your Head! Answered

    For some people and small stores, waitresses, waiters or even those who work in the customer service sector serving people in cafe's and restaurants around the world. Tips help to supplement their income and they come to...

  • idealmike
    idealmike Level X3
    • 7 10 years ago

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