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The Perfect Clients.

Why would someone be the "perfect" client and what would make them the "perfect" client?
Let's start with some facts. It's a fact that you, sooner or later, will find rather awesome clients, but it's also a fact that you'll do business with people that are the exact opposite. Clients that are needy, greedy and they're basically doing everything they can to get under your skin so to speak.. At least, that's how you'll feel at some point.
So, who's the perfect client for you?
For me, it would be a client who understands exactly what I'll help them with. And it would be a client who's not afraid of "losing" their money on "bad services", as they'll understand that you'll give them exactly what you've promised to give them.
These two things are essential to me. It makes everything run smoothly and I can relax and do my own thing, instead of trying to force myself to do their thing.
Best Regards,
hitmeasap
joking apart, I really value a client who is polite and easy going. A client, who does not start off by telling you dozens of things and setting expectations that are practically impossible, or for a much higher price than what he is willing to pay. I have had my fair share of difficult clients, and so I can say that it is almost impossible to find the perfect client. There are some clients who are nice and polite, and willing to agree on what you are offering because they are realistic. That is good enough for me because ultimately nobody is perfect!
For me a perfect client is one who is willing to pay a tip :) joking apart, I really value a client who is polite and easy going. A client, who does not start off by telling you dozens of things and setting expectations that are practically impossible, or for a much higher price than what he is willing to pay. I have had my fair share of difficult clients, and so I can say that it is almost impossible to find the perfect client. There are some clients who are nice and polite, and willing to agree on what you are offering because they are realistic. That is good enough for me because ultimately nobody is perfect!
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I am one client that appreciates your work!
So you don't like the clients that demand that you make their Youtube videos go viral with immediate effect, with millions of views.. oh and can they have a discount because if it works they will place more orders? Like 10 a day! Haha!
Ok so I am a good clients then?
Oh and by the way Mike my Youtube earnings are up, my videos are ranking higher and I will be back for some more in the new year when I am back into the swing of things again.
I am very happy :) I am one client that appreciates your work!
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Sweet Lynne! That's what I like to hear! That sounds awesome. I'm actually working on creating a new YouTube SEO service for 2017. It will be bigger and more powerful than my previous services. But it's good to hear that the previous services have had a positive effect on your channel and videos. And you're one of my top most favorite Clients Lynne. Clients with a capital C! :D
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I think 2017 is going to be a great year and I can't wait to check out the new service you have planned. How exciting.
Glad to hear it Mike.... geez just had no internet access at my home for 5 full days. Oh man am I lucky I was at my sister for 4 of those 5 days or I would have gone insane LOL
Glad to hear I am a favorite client :) I think 2017 is going to be a great year and I can't wait to check out the new service you have planned. How exciting.
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