idealmike
Level X3
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Okay this thread is like one of those game threads where you say something and the next person has to say something and carry it on. But with a twist! This thread was inspired by one of Andre's recent threads where he asks; When do you trust a freelancer? - And how come you do it?
In that thread, he shared some details about himself, which inspired me to do the same. And from that it got me thinking how it would be really cool if there was a thread where everyone had posted the same about you statement in that thread. A kind of a game of bragging of sorts.
The way it would works is, you must answer it copying and pasting the below about you statement and obviously editing the bits that are relevant to you such as the date you joined, how many positive/negative reviews you have. What your response time is, how many Community Discussions/Responses you've made and what your level is. And put whether you are address/mobile or ID verified or not.
The purpose of this thread is more a for a fun reason than anything else. Also just to get people on SEOClerks and the Community Discussions here engaging and contributing to it. Plus it could be really interesting to see what other peoples user stats / history etc is which will be fun to see and read the more people that post in it. Then later on down the road, we could look back in on it and see how our or other peoples user stats have changed since. For historical purposes! 
So with that, I shall start this off first by saying my about me statement.
All you have to do is copy and paste this in your reply and change the bits in bold that are relevant to you.
Also maybe say something about yoursellf as well
I'm IdealMike and I'm a Level X3 user and I've been a member on SEOClerks since Nov 3, 2011. - I have 297 positive ratings and 3 negatives and 39 positive recommendations. I've made 7 statuses and have a response time of 3 hours and I've made 259 discussions and 2,134 responses within the community. I'm also Address and Mobile Verified, and maybe ID verified also soon when I get round to doing that!
I'm Mike and I'm 38 and I'm from Essex, UK but live in West Sussex. I've lived in England all my life but my life dream is to move somewhere hot and cheap to retire or emigrate to. I'm a professional freelancer and SEO provider. I like to launch new business ideas and one day I want to own my own fortune 500 company but in the mean time, this is me.
What about you?
What's your user level?
When did you register?
How many positive/negative ratings do you have?
How many positive recommendations do you have?
What's your response time?
How many Community Discussions/Response have you made?
Are you address and mobile or ID verified?
Where do you currently live or want to live to?
What do you do for a living and what are your plans/hopes/dreams for the future?
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I have been on Seoclerks for about 3 years now and i will be here until Jordan retires
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hitmeasap
So, here we go:
I'm hitmeasap and I'm a Level X5 user and I've been a member on SEOClerks since Jun 18, 2012. - I have 678 positive ratings and 1 negatives and 17 positive recommendations. I've made 44 statuses and have a response time of 21 minutes and I've made 148 discussions and 1,342 responses within the community. I'm also Address and Mobile Verified.
My real name is André Strand and I'm 31 years old. I live in Sweden so I'm well aware of the fact that my writing skills aren't 100% accurate. However, I try my best and I do whatever I can to make everything decent enough for anyone to understand. I've been a full time freelancer for about 5 years now and my main business is brand building. With that being said, I'm always interested in new business opportunities and I'm always 100% dedicated to whatever I try to establish. New services, investments, business deals or products. I'm focused and devoted. I'm also an author and I've published a handful of ebooks, reports and guides.
This is starting to sound like a resume for a job application, so I should probably stop.
Thank you Mike, and I look forward to many replies!
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