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Today's laugh: a parrot that squeaks when squeezed!

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    Today's laugh: a parrot that squeaks when squeezed!

    I just had to post this!

    Kanji The Parrot makes squeak toy noise when squeezed.

    #Parrot #Squeaky General & Misc
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    TommyCarey

    TommyCarey

    lmao my littler girl loved this Today

    When I clicked on it I didn't think the parrot would sound like an actual squeaky toy lol Today
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    idealmike

    idealmike

    HAHAHA awesome and I know right! Today

    I liked it because I used to have an African grey named Alfie. He never used to squeak but he would sometimes make the same ringtone as my fone would which used to be fun lol.
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    MusicMoguls

    MusicMoguls

    haha man this is great my kids loved this also one of the kids is at camp so i will not be able to share the video with my eldest but i know she would love it, this video is so unique it is different this would have to be one of the very first times ever in my entire life that i have ever seen a parrot make a noise so identical to the real thing like that , it is great some thing different definitely a video to help lift the spirits i smiled almost instantly great video
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    jacobupnext

    jacobupnext

    LMAO sounds like he is saying "Peekaboo"
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    Webguy2024

    Webguy2024

    Animals are great. I wonder how long it took for the parrot to learn the squeak sound? On a side note a friend gave me a bird as a pet when I was in my early twenties. It didn't work out because every time I would play guitar (electric) the bird would totally freak-out, I guess my playing was bad. Lol Today I didn't want to torture the bird so I gave it away to a friend who loved birds. The bird finally found a happy home with my friend and he took care of the bird for years so it worked out well.
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    idealmike

    idealmike

    Not very long! They only have to hear it once and then it's stuck in their head and they can repeat it. But it's when they hear it all the time they start to copy and imitate the sound. It's really clever actually. Birds (and parrots in particular) are the only animal on earth that can actually imitate sounds and words and things that they hear. No other animal species can do it. Ive had a couple of African grays. The last one I had hated my guts. It would hiss and spit at me as I walked past it's cage but it was from a pet shop where it had been for about 7 years until the owner died and we adopted it. But it was probably very settled there and then we upped and moved it to a new location, new faces, new surroundings, new people and I guess it didn't like that. Eventually we had to give it away to another pet shop where he still resides today. Still moody though LOL
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    MusicMoguls

    MusicMoguls

    I heard that with parrots some times it depends on the bird really as you have some birds that will pick up on any thing verbal like a sponge and spit it back at you effortless and then I have also seen those birds that it is like you have to repeat your self to
    it over and over and over again multiple times just to get things to stick certain birds require that extra care and training when handling them especially if you plan on having the bird say specific things you are going to have to put time in it
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    procoder

    procoder

    LOL that was funny Today

    They are amazing and smart Today
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    Lynne

    Lynne

    OMG I want that parrot for my kids!! Where can I buy him?

    That was just the cutest thing ever, thanks for the laugh.
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    idealmike

    idealmike

    Well I don't know that you can buy that particular African Grey but you can certainly buy them from most big pet shops/stores around the world. What with you living in Africa though Lynne you probably see these every day don't you??
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    MusicMoguls

    MusicMoguls

    So you would not be able to find this specific bird huh? Well that does not go exactly as planned the video is great and it seems like a more intelligent breed of bird im more of a dog person myself to be honest but for this animal to be able to mimic a sound so well it just blows my mind I would love to be able to get the chance to see one of these birds in person to be honest as you said I can not buy one I might just have to take a trip to the store and see them
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