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Something you did today, you wish you didn't

I spilled coffee on my keyboard and now might have to replace it. The keyboard seems fine now but occasionally it malfunctions. That's something I wish I had not done.

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Asmodeus
Woke up before 8 am. Too early for me...



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angie828
Ate a donut.....made me feel really guilty.



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twilight
Did not sleep in like I planned to! Wanted to so bad but one of the cats woke me up.



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Beverly
Ate a donut.....made me feel really guilty.

It's ok, don't worry. These things balance themselves out. Occasionally you need to give yourself an indulgence such as a sweet treat. Saying no to something you want will only cause you to want it more. Now that you've indulged you can commit to healthy eating habits again. Something you did today, you wish you didn

Did not sleep in like I planned to! Wanted to so bad but one of the cats woke me up.

I leave my window open when I sleep as the cool air is very nice here at night. But then by morning one of my cats has perched on the window sill and making all these loud noises and that wakes me up. :c



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Griffin
Stayed up too late. Missed my chance to sleep last night, now I will have to stay awake all day. Not looking forward to that.



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Keith
Had an argument with a close friend last night and it's still unresolved. Maybe I over reacted but things she said were upsetting. Some things you can't just over look as if they didn't happen and now I worry the end is near.



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elladavidson
Pigged out at a Chinese buffet!



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Beverly
Ate dinner too late, now got a burning tummy. :/



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EveAngeline
Ate dinner too late, now got a burning tummy. :/


Drink some milk or have some ginger ale as that will calm your stomach. You could also take a Tums or other antiacid if you have that in your house.



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BlogGirl
I over ate today. I'm not very proud of myself for that. I don't usually eat a lot anyway. But it was a special occasion so I indulged and now I'm feeling very stuffed. I should have just stopped after one piece of cake.



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augusta
Just eat some fruits that doesn't go down well with my system. I have been pooing since morning.I have promised never to try this again. This isn't funny.



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LizAnne
I over ate today. I'm not very proud of myself for that. I don't usually eat a lot anyway. But it was a special occasion so I indulged and now I'm feeling very stuffed. I should have just stopped after one piece of cake.

If your body is not accustomed to snacks or cakes then it will be harder to digest, due to sugar content. Next time just limit yourself to a small slice of cake and then fill up with juice or milk afterward.



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sanfora
i always do things that i regert on it like late weak up and too late sleep always i see to my self i should chnage it but i cant everytime i do the same thing



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Niyantha
I've been working hard since the past week and wanted to watch a movie as a refreshment and ended up watching two movies, many random YouTube videos, played useless games and was least productive. Also the movies weren't that great and I felt like I just wasted valuable time that I could have rather used to do something productive.



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DenisP
I regret having woken up.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Curse me and my dark sense of humor. That being said, if I had to pick something I regretted doing today, it would probably have to be telling my cousin off for wanting to talk on Skype. I told him that I have a lot of work today and am under some stress, so I don't have time to talk. While this is mostly true, I feel like that somehow I could have made time for at least a few minutes of talking. It never feels good to be mean.



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Barida
My only regret for the day is having to do what I don't normally do which is calling someone that does not care for me. I made that call and afterwards regretted having to do so in the first place.



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