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What special power would you want?

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    What special power would you want?

    If I could have one special power, it would be the ability to vanish and reappear in another place on a whim. I think this would be useful for getting out of tricky situations. What would your special power be?

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    loulou

    loulou

    I would love to be able to make things appear and disappear. This would be a good power to have.
    11 years ago

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    mystic14

    mystic14

    Yes, to vanish and reppear in another place.
    11 years ago

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    Beverly

    Beverly

    I would want to know about a month or two in advance when a bad event was going to happen so that I could prepare for it. That would be useful for situations such as hurricane season or financial disaster (unexpected bill or financial expense).
    11 years ago

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    igralec

    igralec

    super speed!
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    captainbosnia

    captainbosnia

    To be able to unlock high percentage of brain usage. That'd definitely be cool! What special power would you want?
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    angie828

    angie828

    I would want to know about a month or two in advance when a bad event was going to happen so that I could prepare for it. That would be useful for situations such as hurricane season or financial disaster (unexpected bill or financial expense).

    Yes this would be a great power to have. Maybe then you could also try and stop something bad from happening.
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    chetaseo

    chetaseo

    i would prefer one that will automatically detect a liar and make him repent from his evil deeds.
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    wallet

    wallet

    Hi Damita, that would be awesome....to have a special power...I would wish to have only one and is not a power to control people or something, I want to hear other people's thoughts, to know what they really think when they talk with me. This would reveal me who is my real friend and who is a fake friend!
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    jaymish2

    jaymish2

    I would love the power to create . It is often said that all of us have this power, however it is hard to tap into it. I would love the power to create moments and experiences. Off course we all have experiences, however to create them in the normal is very very hard. Think about going on holiday, planning a party e.t.c. All these experiences are fun, don't you wish you could think about them and they happen? Wouldn't you like to jump the work needed to make money, the task of planning e.t.c?
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    Corzhens

    Corzhens

    I am greatly amused with telekinesis – moving objects with the use of mind power. Isn’t it crazy to shock people when they see that an object is moving by itself? For sure someone will shout “ghost” especially if the act is done at night. But what’s good in telekinesis is that you use it to rescue people like when someone is falling off a building or a car is nearing a potential crash.
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