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    Funny, attention getting advertisements

    What are some of the funniest, attention getting ads you've seen? As for me, i like the Superbowl ads as they always make me laugh.

    Post a video of a funny or attention getting ad or talk about an ad that inspired you to make a purchase.

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    Tommy Matalino

    Tommy Matalino

    Flash based ads by Travian, and other online browser games.
    Although quite funny, most of them are annoying.
    14 years ago

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    Briggs

    Briggs

    The Snickers ads are really funny, especially the one with Aretha Franklin where it said something like, "When you're hungry you act like a diva'.
    12 years ago

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    NaturalWriter

    NaturalWriter

    Cleaning commericals...lol
    There was one, some years back, where the mother was wearing, what looked like a orange jail suit, and she was cleaning the inside of the shower. The little daughter had her hands on the other side (the outside) of the shower windows saying dramatically "When are you ever gonna get out Momma?!" And the Mother had her hands put up, and she exclaimed, crying "I don't know baby! I don't know!" lolol
    12 years ago

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    Barida

    Barida

    There was one the noodles selling company in Nigeria did sometime ago. I mean the way the kids ate the noodles was quite funny and I noticed that the advertisement was targeted at kids with that.
    9 years ago

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    Corzhens

    Corzhens

    There is one advertisement here about an optical clinic. The picture has a guy being tattooed on his back. The tattoo artist holds a paper with the word Ruby as the name to be tattooed on the back of his client. But the tattoo that is almost finished says Rudy. It was to emphasize that a bad vision is not good for you. That funny billboard earned a lot of raves in the social media. When I see funny advertisements on tv or even in the internet, I can’t help but to stop and stare.
    8 years ago

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