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What's the oddest freelance job/service you have heard of?

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    What's the oddest freelance job/service you have heard of?

    Most people think of writing or SEO services for freelance jobs. But, what is the oddest job or service you have ever heard that someone was willing to do?

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    Ashlyn

    Ashlyn

    On one of the gig sites devoted to entertainers, they have lots of odd jobs such as birthday clown or kiss-o-grams. The pay is very good so I'm sure the entertainers are not complaining.
    12 years ago

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    Shayna

    Shayna

    'I will paint your name on my body', is the strangest service I have seen so far. Maybe someone would buy this as a gag gift for a loved one. I don't think it has much practical marketing purposes though.
    12 years ago

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    Ophelia

    Ophelia

    Write a love letter to your sweetheart. That was not the oddest, but most interesting service I have seen so far on a service or gig site.
    12 years ago

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    brownie

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    'I will paint your name on my body', is the strangest service I have seen so far. Maybe someone would buy this as a gag gift for a loved one. I don't think it has much practical marketing purposes though.

    That is an odd one. I have never seen it before and could not imagine why someone would want it.
    12 years ago

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    Beverly

    Beverly

    "I will be your friend in facebook", that's the oddest service I've seen since I use freelancer's service. I'm surprised on how easy to buy friendship


    Lots of lonely hearts online. It might not be real friendship, but if it's companionship, then that might be enough for some people.
    12 years ago

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    koollukas

    koollukas

    Similar to @rekisan but be your girlfriend in facebook
    12 years ago

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    Asmodeus

    Asmodeus

    Similar to @rekisan but be your girlfriend in facebook

    Yeah, I've seen those odd ones too. "I will pretend to be your girlfriend on Facebook to make your ex jealous". Thing is that the servivce only lasts a week, so your ex would likely laugh at you for your new gf dumping you so soon...lol
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    Jolie

    Jolie

    Yeah, I've seen those odd ones too. "I will pretend to be your girlfriend on Facebook to make your ex jealous". Thing is that the servivce only lasts a week, so your ex would likely laugh at you for your new gf dumping you so soon...lol


    Unless the seller offered the service for a month and it was made available on a subscription basis. Then the fake relationship would last as long as the subscription. What
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