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Bedtime Stories For Everyone

Hello, everyone! I am TheMightyPen, a.k.a Caitlyn Land!

Who here ever gets any bedtime stories anymore? You? Me? No one? Well, whether you still read bed time stories for yourself or you just want something nice to help put your little ones to sleep, then I'm your gal. I can do anything from poetry to prose, any genre (except erotica), any length, so on and so forth! I am not bilingual, so I sadly cannot write in languages other than English at this time.

Need a story about a princess who is locked away in a dragon-guarded tower who is later saved by a handsome and heroic prince? I can do it for you! Perhaps you are in the mood for something rather spine-chilling? I would be more than happy to provide a story like that for you! Whatever you are in the mood to read, just let me know and I'll get right on it as soon as possible!


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