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I will write your fiction novel or ebook up to 300k words

The first thing I ever wrote was someone else's idea. It was a prompt given to 29 - but only one could win the giftcard and chocolate pumpkin at the end. The chocolate was cheap, but it tasted okay melted down.

Unfortunately, when the story was pinned in the hallway, I had to request not to be credited. The reasons were complex. Instead, the credit went to Miss Butler, for her prompt "spooky Christmas."

This was my first ghostwriting experience. Since then, I've written other peoples' prompts, outlines and vague ideas into short stories, love letters and 300,000-word novels for them to sell and gather praise.

Now I'm here, on this unorthodox little website, offering you the same service.

Renew the contract daily, weekly or monthly.

Get it by the chapter, a few chapters at once, or in lump sums of fully formatted book.

It will arrive proofread and edited by someone with a certificate from a course in English Language and Literature, 20+ years of writing experience and 10+ years of editing experience.

Provide your idea, answer some questions, and sit back until pristine work arrives in your inbox.

For a pathetically low price because I'm low on clients and desperate.


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