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Create 500 words of Amazing Creative Writing

Create 500 words of Amazing Creative Writing
I can help you bring your ideas to life!

I am a working screenwriter, produced playwright and I'm currently working on a publisher requested novel. I will write you 500 words of fiction- you can have it in the form you choose, story, play, book, screenplay, tv show or anything else you can think of as long as you make allowances that I might not be brilliant at poetry in iambic pentameter

You get:
Professional creative writing
Your ideas on paper as real stories
If you're looking for nonfiction like copywriting, web content, emails, articles, ebooks or bios, please check my other Gigs! Thanks!


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