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I SUCK AT SEO & THATS WHY YOU SHOUD HIRE ME for $10

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I SUCK AT SEO & THATS WHY YOU SHOUD HIRE ME

Welcome! and NO, I DO NOT SUCK AT SEO so don't worry.

My name is James Ramage, also known as the Tattooed Internet Marketer.




I want to be clear and upfront from the very beginning.

I'm here to help you.

If you visit my website (link above) you'll see I have years of experience in the I.M game specializing in Email Marketing, Funnel Conversions & Social Media.

My team and I are now venturing into the world of SEO and so far our results have been outstanding!

Now how can I help you?

For just $20 (cheap as by the way) I will write you a unique 400 word article and place it on one of my relevant QUALITY PR 2 / PR NA sites pointing 3 links ANYWHERE YOU WANT.

I understand you may feel you are taking a risk with me as I don't have a big fancy ad with heaps of graphics but I assure you I'm legit.

This is what will happen when you hire me.

I will write the article on the topic of your choice. I will then show you so you know I'm not actually from India and English is really my first language and I can write. Pretty good at if I do say so myself ;)

If you're happy with it and I bet your ass you will be, Ill then post it on the HOME PAGE of a relevant site to your niche. No B.S hidden page posting from me!

Because I'm a nice guy I'll also give you the article so you can maybe spin it or change it up and use for another job.

Once your article is posted I'll give you the link so you can see it all for yourself.

IF IN ANYWAY I HAVE MISLEAD YOU BY NOT PUTTING THE LINK ON A RELEVANT SITE OR SPECIFIC PR SITE I WILL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU BACK EVERY CENT BUT I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU $20 STRAIGHT FROM MY POCKET.

THAT IS A 200% GUARANTEE!!

The "Guarantee" only says 100% but it wont let me put 200%

That is how serious and confident I am.

What have you got to lose?

Click the Order Here button to get started or send me a message for further details.


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